Little Known Fact #17

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/20/2013 at 10:45 • Filed to: Little Known Facts

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Every new Audi comes with a Summers Eve product submerged in the gas tank.

Squid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2013 at 11:04

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Good morning. . . Guess who hasn't slept. . . Thank you alcohol and my desire to watch the chargers game in 2 hours. . . Why can't I keep normal hours? Yeah I'm about a bottle of vodka deep into starting sunday off right. . . Don't judge, this hasn't happened in quite some time. . .

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Squid 10/20/2013 at 11:07

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Breakfast of champions. #Wining #Alcoholism #JK #Butseriously

Squid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2013 at 11:10

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I still consider it desert. . . As I'm usually not awake by now. Gotta love PST throwing things off. Its a bright and cheery 8 am here or so the outlines of my blackout curtains tell me. I would be much happier being nocturnal. the daytime doesn't suit me well.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Squid 10/20/2013 at 11:14

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PST or PTSD?

Squid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2013 at 11:16

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Pacific Standard Time. . . I haven't been traumatized enough to get PTSD yet.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Squid 10/20/2013 at 11:18

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Well, you are a Chargers fan...

Squid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2013 at 11:19

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Walked right into that one. . . It is a trial every week, I tell you. . .

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2013 at 12:13

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Squid 10/20/2013 at 12:20

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I feel your pain
/Panthers fan

scoob > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 10/20/2013 at 12:30

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This should be the new image!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2013 at 21:33

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As a used audi owner, every used audi comes with nothing, however every part you buy for them comes in a box that can only be opened once a machine is able to insert a very large object up your anus. The more expensive the part, the deeper it must go before the box opens. And then there is the great cost/size inversion theory. It basically states that the smaler and simpler a part is, the more you have to pay for it. A short length of hose for my turbo system costs.....wait for it....200$! For comparison, I can buy a full set of slotted rotors and pads for my jetta meant for track use AND the conversion kit to bring the rear drums to calipers for that price (the calipers would be USED though).

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 10/20/2013 at 21:34

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That's why I said "new". Also I feel your pain, /BMW owner.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2013 at 21:37

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The upside is, being able to fix a 20 year old audi or BMW does give you massive points to your manliness meter. Seriously, if a girl manages to do a 100% correct and properly done engine swap on a 20v turbo 5 (200, S4, S6, Sport Quattro models) she will have a lumberjack beard by the end of it.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 10/20/2013 at 21:40

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Two lumberjack beards. I'll let that one sink in.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2013 at 21:43

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